MEN!

How many of you remember the boy that I was supposed to see a movie with?

Long story short: This boy and I watched the movie. We were seen together. I got grounded.

Short story long:

On May 26, 2008, me (henceforth known as ACCUSED) went to the movies with the boy (Henceforth known as STUPID). After the movie, ACCUSED bade goodbye to STUPID in the lobby of the movie theatre. Then, ACCUSED went outside. After that, my friend, (henceforth known as WITTNESS 1) called out "Come with us" to STUPID. ACCUSED cried out "No," but it was too late. STUPID listened to WITTNESS 1. My dad, (Henceforth known as JUDGE) happened to notice STUPID hanging with WITTNESS 1, ACCUSSED, and my other friend, (henceforth known as WITTNESS 2)

Upon arriving home, JUDGE asked ACCUSED for an explanation. ACCUSED testified that WITTNESS 1 and WITTNESS 2 had nothing to do with ACCUSED being seen with STUPID. ACCUSED pleaded GUILTY. ACCUSED was proven GUILTY.

THE SENTENCE: House Arrest for ACCUESD.

THE TERMS: ACCUSED is not allowed to leave her house without her parents, except to walk the dog.

THE LOOPHOLES. ACCUESD is allowed to leave the house, either accompanied with her parents, to walk the dog, or to go to Track practice.

These terms are fixed until May 23rd, unless waived by a JUDGE, (or his assistant).

See how much agony I'm in?!?!?!?!

Peace out.

Em

Just a thought........

Just thinking about how my friends are really totally incredibly weird........

Like today, for example. My girlfriend actually has the nerve to say to two of my brother's friends' mothers "I'm going to get my butt chewed out by my momma, do either of you two happen to have any earplugs?"

Not even kidding.

Long story. I won't go into any details, but she basically got seen by her brothers' babysitter, and the babysitter has often been known to rat on my friend to her mom.

Good news, though, she will try to hook me up with this boy who, I'm not even kidding, has been trying to get me to see a movie with him for the past three months. And then I decided that this week, if he asked me, I would say yes, but I got no notes last week, and now I'm a little nervous that he kinda gave up......... I hope my girlfriend, I hope that she uses her...charms to help me out.....

Peace out

Em

omg (Nick Cannon)

CHECK THIS OUT NOW, I'M DEMANDING YOU!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AqPRcF7ZC0&feature=PlayList&p=01DDA81F89BD3C7C&index=3

YEAH, THAT'S NICK CANNON. AND YEAH, HE DID ALMOST GET ABORTED. PUT THE PIECES TOGHETHER, PEOPLE. ANY KID YOU ABORT COULD HAVE GROWN UP TO BE A GREAT SONGWRITER/ARTIST/SINGER/RAPPER. DON'T ABORT, ITS BAD!!!

peace out,

Em

the Earth

Hi all! Just to post something real quick, I was just reading a really great book called Maximum Ride 4 the final Warning (The series has a really cool blog...check it out--- http://maximumride.blogspot.com). In this book, it says that Global Warming is destroying the planet. My suggestions? Why, don't you see the list at the bottom?

• recycle
• carpool
• bike
• wait 'till later to go to the store
• use a blanket and not so much heat

Alright thats all for now. Peace out.

Em